Thursday, June 4, 2009
For Poppie "the Dude" on his 80th birthday
A poem for my grandfather on his 80th birthday:
What is it to be 80?
A celebratory day it is.
You sure got a fine lady,
and of course loving grandkids.
80 years of hard earned growth,
and memories to live by,
travel, golf, and tons of food,
cooked in kitchens you designed!
A wizard with a pencil, a Shakespeare with words
a true Renaissance man (and great salesman, so I've heard)
Your love is felt by everyone,
A genuinely good man,
The spirit of your father lives in you,
(As you can tell I'm a big fan)
A clap of the hands and "lets go!"
signals ice cream for the dude
so on this day your 80th,
Remember, I LOVE YOU!
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Ya know what SUCKS!?
Friday, May 22, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Rainy Day, Read Away!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Write!
Monday, May 11, 2009
Happy Mothers Day!
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Where in the world is Max Einsohn?
About two weeks ago, I headed to Melbourne to celebrate Pesach with my friend Sharon's Auzzie family. It was a great night with great discussion and even better food. I got to meet up with one of my close friends from Israel who happens to be working in Australia at this time- what a small world it is! We stayed with Sharon's cousin, who warmly opened her reptile-infested home to us, and even allowed us to feed her many snakes, lizards, and dare i say.... baby crocodile!!!!!!!!! Yes thats right folks- after being bitten by a snake here in the glorious Land Down Unda, I consciously fed a snake and witness the feeding of a live croc. It was a rush of adrenaline as I wasn't sure if the croc would accept his shrimp as a justified meal, or if I appeared better to him. Luckily, the croc was trained well (thanks Ann and Maura) and I still have all my fingers and toes. The next day we explored Melbourne another time and prepared for 2nd night sedar. This was one of the more EPIC sedars of my life. It's theme- Gangsta Sedar. It was a hilariously festive gathering of Jews and non-jews to tell the story of G-Dawg (God) and the Cappin' of the Thugs (Story of Passover). We all helped read the story of Passover, re-written of course, to gangsta-fy the celebration of our freedom. It really was a fun night, and we passed out, ready for the adventure ahead of us.
The next morning we woke up, packed the car, and headed on the road to the Queenscliff Annual Seafood Feast. Maura, Sharon, Eran and I were all ready to eat our share of 400 tons of seafood, but were kept in line for hours waiting to get in. So we ended up turning around, and continued on the Great Ocean Road, having PB and J for lunch instead (for those who don't know, and i hope that is none of you, PB and J is the glorious gourmet delicassy of a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwhich). We ended up driving along the South Eastern coast of Australia for most of the day, stopping off to take pictures of the 12 Apostles, Koalas, and the many of faascinating things Australia has to offer. We camped that night on the beach, and woke up to the sound of the morning tide rushing out to ocean. A great day 1.
The second day we woke up, packed our tent, and headed back down the Great Ocean Road to an old waterfall, that, since it hadn't rained in a while, was dry and thus EXPLORABLE! We hopped down the rocks and descovered a huge cave that was gorgeously eroded into a work of art. We spent time looking around the area, and were set on catching a sunset on the beach later that day. We arrived near Bells Beach, and the next morning, went to the Rip Curl Pro annual surf competition. The festival was full of surfers and family, and live music was being played as we watched the World's top surfers compete on wonderful swells. It was a nice way of topping of part 1 of the Great Australian Adventure, and later that day we headed back to Anns to get showered, and get to the aiport, in order to start part 2 of our great trip.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
A lovely life...
Hello all! First let me apologize for not keeping you updated as frequently as I'd like. But a TON has been going on. Lets see. What to tell first? Let start off talking about Australia! This place is wonderful! The gorgeous natural habitats only reflect the gorgeous and wonderful people. Their saying "no worries" is more like a slogan than a lax response. Everyone lives here. I mean really LIVES. I think that Australians really do remember that you only live once, and go full-on every day, but don't work too hard. This work to live (instead of live to work) mindset is reflected in the store hours. MOST stores are open until 5 or 5:30. Malls close then, and some (not all) grocery stores stay open till 7:30. Banks are done (i mean lights out, locked door) by 4:30 each day. And then best part is... they start around 9 or 10 each morning!! So I believe we can generally say Aussies like to live, not work, and thus that is reflected in their relaxed culture. Plus, music and other arts are really celebrated and supported here, as I saw people dancing in the street the other day to the sweet sounds of a street musician. So cool!
OK. next part. FOOD.
Can I say that I have never been surrounded by so much ethnic food in my life? Argentina was quite a feast (a ton of bang for your buck), but Australia, well Australia has it all. When I walk home from school every afternoon my stomach is tempted with the savory smells of Indian, Vietnamese, Chinese, Greek, Deli, and Fusion restaurants. And its not only one restaurant of each kind… its more like 4 of each kind! So, grandma, when you worry weather I am getting my healthy selection of fruits and veggies… WORRY NO MORE! Plus my tongue gets to go on a rollercoaster each night! I love cooking here- I recently have been trying to imitate the wonderful Indian and Thai dishes I tasted in my area. (So far so good) I make a mean Chicken Vindaloo. Oh within the food-related sections… did I mention that they charge for condiments here?!!?! And if you know me, you know I’m all about the sauce baby. But recently I have been without my bbq, ranch, and even ketchup, as I am boycotting PAYING FOR CONDIMENTS. WHAT AND OUTRAGE!
So yea, Australia likes to get you with those kinds of restrictions. Another example is Internet. Here, they charge people by their usage, i.e. for 40 dollars a month I get 3 GB of Internet. Now I’m not the biggest downloader, and I’m not a youtube freak either…but come on! I can barely video-chat with my family with this low bandwith! So yea, they get you with Internet, phone and condiment usage- CUZ THEY KNOW WE NEED IT. I mean honestly. Who nowadays doesn’t use the Internet? And who can eat French fries without Ketchup?! I don’t want to live in a world without french-fries and ketchup. (minor tangent: ketchup is called tomato sauce here and pronounced with a think Aussie accent)
What else about this new place? One of the things I respect most about Australia is the fact that the oldest Indigenous humans in known history still practice their culture, in a reasonably preserved manor. It is fascinating to experience tradition that is 25,000 years old and still being continued today. But, Australia is a third world country, due to poverty and substance abuse issues, yet the whites still live in a Western world as if nothing was wrong. There is a lot of racism here, mostly toward the indigenous, which is WHACK because they were here before us!
Sorry to bring yall down, but I am currently learning about these social issues in my classes.
I love my courses. LOVE THEM.
they are challenging, high-level, no-longer-babying courses that analyze all
aspects of life. I am taking a biological psychology course that explains
the biological processes of everyday behavior and physiological actions. It
tries to explain that everything...
EVERYTHING is controlled by biological processes.
NOT TRUE.
I am also taking a Health Psychology course, which analyzes health behaviors
through psychological, social, and environmental factors.
This class is the complete opposite of my bio class as it suggests that
there are more factors involved than just biology when describing behavioral
situations. We are currently studying the mind-body connection, which is so
cool, as I continue to meditate, and be aware of what my body tells me. My
project is on pain management and hypnosis (or stress management and
meditation.... haven't chosen yet).
I'm taking a course called Cross Cultural History, which challenges the
accounts that make up our history by analyzing the contact zone.
i.e. who what when and where of the exchange between two or more cultures.
we are currently analyzing the colonization of the United States, and how
Indigenous Americas (Native Americans) were impacted (mostly by the death of
over 80% of the population due to the diseases the whities brought over).
This is a very interesting class because it encourages deep analyzation,
skepticism of our known history, and looking at a situation from multiple
perspectives. I love this kinda stuff.
My last class is called Group and Organizational Behavior. It is a business
class that analyzes groups and group behavior (to become more efficient),
which is great for me at this time, as I am trying to develop a team of
musicians. I say TEAM instead of BAND because (if we choose to) we will
consciously work towards success through music through a team lens... each
person giving their part to add to the group's success. Last night we
studied teams- did yall know we call the majority of groups teams because
(psychologically), the members will perform better because its a "team" not
just a "group." Interesting.
Hmm What else? Oh yea! I moved from my on campus accommodation to a better place. Ah the rollercoaster of life. I am finally settled in a wonderful apartment
in an area of Brisbane called West End. Think the drag in Austin meets
Greenwhich Village. TONS of cafe's, bars, funk shops and music venues, and i
can walk to anywhere i need to go. To get to class I walk to the Cultural
Center Bus Stop (15 minutes) and take a single bus to campus. I am so happy
to be in a better place.
West End has a small community feel, where you walk down the street waving
at people you see everyday, and street musicians (buskers) conjure up sounds
that make people dance in the street. Literally.
Attached are pictures of my place (not yet Fung-Shweyed). I have a living
room, kitchen, bedroom and bathroom, and my own little porch. I sit outside
every morning as the day (and I) awake and it is such a comfortable area to
play/write music, eat, converse, and host all my cool Ozzy friends! Last
week was our first shabbat. we had Tacos!!!!
I look forward to creating a home-away-from home, in this lovely country.
Anywho life is great and I am working extremely hard until pesach, where I
head to Melbourne to celebrate. After that I continue to discover mainland Australia as I head to Darwin and Perth!
I love you all so very very much and will talk, video chat, or email soon,
~MAX~
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
And School Begins!
Sunday, February 15, 2009
When I say adventure... I mean it!
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Tassy Adventures by Sharon & Max
(Alright now we are tired of talking in 3rd person. The following is recorded at 3:49 pm on Monday, February 2nd, 2009. We just learned of the Steelers 35 second touchdown to take down the Cardinals! It's too bad no one cares about the Super Bowl in Australia because it wasn't playing on any channels! Now back to our adventures...)
For the past week, we have been waking up for breaky (breakfast) at 9 followed by 4 hours of various tasks around the vineyard/farm. These include picking and planting potatoes, picking fruit, cleaning the house, and tending to the grapevines. After a late lunch, we spend the afternoon hiking and exploring the town. We were even lucky enough to get time off to discover Hartz Peak, Hastings Caves and "Thermal Springs," and the most magnificent.. Cockle Creek (the furthest south you can drive on Tasmanian roads). From there, we had to walk 2 hours to the southernmost tip of Australia. It can only be reached by foot and you can stand facing Antarctica with only the Great Southern Ocean between. So gorgeous. We ended the day with a nice Australia barby (BBQ to you septos.. Australians call Americans septos because it comes from septic tank which rhymes with yank as in yankie). We worked hard today cleaning the house and unfortunately only have 3 days left with Kat and Paul.We've been enjoying their food, conversation, intelligence, and company so much it will be hard to leave such wonderful people. Luckily Claire will be living and studying in Brisbane too, so we can still see her when we return in late February.
After Tassy we will continue to Melbourne (to catch a few shows) for the weekend and then visit Alice Springs. Alice Springs is in the center of Australia and is a sacred area to aboriginal communities. It's also one of the best places for stargazing in the world because it is so far from any city lights. We are so blessed and excited to see a completely different view of the universe! After a hopefully spectacular sunrise at Uluru Rock, we plan to head to Cairns for more adventures. We will be meeting the rest of the students from our study abroad program in Cairns, February 15th to begin Orientation and the school part of our Australian experience.
We are both healthy, well and loving hiking and being outside in this incredibly gorgeous part of the world. We are blessed to have this opportunity of exploration and growth and are taking every advantage to connect with the land, culture and wonderful people of Australia. More to come over the next 5 months,
~Max and Sharon~
P.S. Sharon will be setting up a travel blog as soon as she reunites with her computer when school begins... so this is really Max's Travel Blog, but currently being used to let both of our family and friends "in the know" with our adventures. Dont worry grandmas, we are wearing bug spray and suntan lotion!
All the love!
Sunday, January 18, 2009
AUSTRALIA!!
P.S. the videos from the observation deck will be on youtube in a few weeks, and will be titled "Katilin's Melly Lookout Jam."
~MAX~


